Or “Dire coffee at 7000 feet”.
Can’t believe we’ve been to Tenerife about 5 times and never climbed the mountain. Still haven’t climbed it, but you can drive about 2/3rds of the way up to get some fantastic scenery.
And lunch was pretty dire, but there is actually a hotel up there. And loads of visitors – we’re guessing it gets pretty crazy in peak season.













